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November 04, 2004
Betrayed by a Chocolate Chip
Well, what happens when you eat two cookies, chocolate chip cookies, mind you, when you haven't eaten any REAL sugar in quite some time? Not good things, my friends, not good things. My brain is all kinds of confused and fuzzy and annoyed and just plain wrong. Here, I thought I was doing a good, happy thing. How could chocolate chips be wrong?! I ask you! I beg of you to explain! Chocolate chips are our friends, our allies. We look to them in the depths of despair, the moments of elation! The moments of triumph! How could they have let me down? I am at a loss. I turn to my true comrade. Coffee. Coffee will never let me down. I just know it. Tried and true. Full of wonderful caffeine. Ready at a moment's notice. Always there. On edge, at the ready. It will not let me down. It will jump start my poor confused brain back to its necessary place. I'm not sure where that is right now...but COFFEE KNOWS!
Posted by karen at November 4, 2004 02:43 PM